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If you get easily offeneded or need a safe space, these dirty jokes are definitely not for you! 1. A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually. 2. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat on one of the stools. A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says Meet my little brother. Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛.
There are two types of people in the world. Those who love dirty jokes, and those who are lying. Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. (Category: Dirty SMS Jokes. Characters: ) A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!